- During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
- He tells you that his last good case was a “Budweiser.”
- He picks the jury by playing “duck~duck~goose.”
- During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.
- Every couple of minutes he yells, “I call Jack Daniels to the stand!” and proceeds to drink a shot.
- He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.
- Just before he says “Your Honor,” he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.
- Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, “Whatever.”
- He giggles every time he hears the word “briefs.”